e y e s h o t ' s   m o d e r n   i n d e x
 

nothing
2,660,000

prospero
49,300

post-apocalyptic utopia
8

results-oriented self-starter
107

self-conscious self-referentiality
4

harper's index
1710

crotch cam
4218

collapsing bridges
134

hotcock
795

swallowed a bug
115

strategic objective
10,192

a hot-bed of
4,975

word is born
1170

word is bond
1939

maurice blanchot
2040

monster truck
74,100

led zepellin
74,599

william jefferson clinton
76,498

william shakespeare
105,375

atari
220,000

index finger
72,598

george clinton
20,598

cashola
594

statements of a forward-looking manner
877

intellivision
11,668

cat eater
51

omnivorous
13,852

nectar of the gods
3,663

red sea
85,200

see red
17,371

asssucker
16

wicked cam
16

x-ray vision
7,867

vic-20
6,457

1
87,462,976

erotic poises
1

perineum
9183

elephant eater
6

exotic poses
32

the meaning of life
79,800

fulfillment operations
1890

i feel blue
1149

thinking fellers
1100

pong
175,999

ariel
236,000

clit eastwood
27

william faulkner
21,513

pitfall
46,656

fear the cessation
24

most things
51,860

middle finger
32,599

whether tis nobler
2210

autofellatio
1127

a whole lot of not much
27

slip a pinky
7

sullen teen
3244

taliban
60,999

monster fuck
45,400

james joyce
40,591

necrophage
102

colecovision
16,658

37
9,349,717

caliban
24,300

how to skin an alligator
92

post-apocalyptic dystopia
8

sex
2,310,000

everything
2,350,000