If you know of any current or upcoming employment opportunities, the Eyeshot Editor is interested. He is an easy-to-work-with young man, with adequate editorial and writing skills. He is looking for a job in Manhattan. He would prefer to do something exciting, but will surely consider something dull; the financial situation being what it is.
If an Eyeshot visitor helps land him a job, he will compensate the person who helped with the landing in many ways. There will be several small gifts over a number of years, endless appreciation, movie tickets, flowers, etc.
Please send an e-mail to firstname.lastname@example.org
This is not a joke.