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A Small Suffering Meadow on the Sheltered Side of the Wind 

Curious friends, countrymen, relatives, coworkers, and other folks who share the name "Lee Klein," I welcome you to a page concocted to organize the residue of one very particular Lee Klein's literary activity. 

(Please realize that this page does not serve this Lee Klein -- other LKs are linked to below. Also, please realize that this is not a blog. I repeat, not a blog. Just a storehouse of links for entertainment purposes only.)

Re: the bolded title above: My name is Lee Klein. Lee either means "meadow," "dregs," or "the sheltered side from the wind". Klein means "small" in German. My mom's maiden name means "suffering" in Polish. My "Dances With Wolves" name, therefore, is: Small Suffering Meadow on the Sheltered Side of the Wind. ("Dregs" can replace "meadow" when necessary). 

Since May 2007, I've been working a mysterious editorial job located a reasonable walk from where I live, which is over by the end of the Italian Market and the cheesesteakeries in South Philly. For a year before that, I taught two semesters of fiction writing, creative writing, non-fiction writing, and English Lit at Temple University. Before I moved to Philly, I learned to write fiction at the Iowa Writers' Workshop in Iowa City, where I moved from Brooklyn (Greenpoint), where I lived for four years -- before that Princeton, before that hometown Lawrenceville, NJ, before that Boston, before that Austin, before that Oberlin College, before that hometown NJ, before that NYC for a day or so after being born there. I hope to stay in Philly at least till the end of the decade, though that may be stretching it?

Some recent publication news:

  • A slip of a story involving virtual baseball, Amon Ra, and Thorstein Veblen will appear in a beautiful lit journal called Canteen.
  • A short tale will appear in an anthology of stuff inspired by the Bush Years, edited by David Barringer, from So New Publishing.
  • A 1000-word tale about unicorn porn will appear in the second volume of sexy stories from Better Non Sequitur.
  • A short bit about reading War & Peace in Philadelphia is in Coudal Partner's Field-Tested Books for 2008.
  • An overwritten excursion called Kneeless is on Steve Finbow's new online lit site mag blog thing called Red Peter.
  • Some not-as-recent publication news:
  • An essay about Barry Bonds once published in Barrelhouse is also in the 2007 Best American Non-Required Reading.
  • A semi-illustrated story called Carry Me Father No More is online at AGNI, published by Boston University.
  • Another story appeared in the fall print edition of The Black Warrior Review, published by the University of Alabama.
  • In 1997/8/9, I wrote a book called Incidents of Egotourism in the Temporary World that was online for a while before it was published in May 2004 by Better Non Sequitur. Here's a pdf of the book with all the full-color art and covers and stuff -- surprise your friends and send it to them as a really cheap gift to celebrate the first day of spring.

    In August 1999, I started a site called Eyeshot -- here's a little bit about the ridiculously long history of the site.

    Some not-recent publication news: An essay about being half-Jewish appeared in an anthology called Half/Life: Jew-ish Tales from Interfaith Homes, that came out in April 2006 from Soft Skull Press. A story about being peed upon by a traumatized girl appeared in an anthology called The Encyclopedia of Exes, that came out in Fall 2005 from Three Rivers/Crown. A story a while back was published in Pindeldyboz #5 about a Michael Jackson impersonator, and another story in Boom #1 about sucking armpit, and a story in Duck & Herring Co. #1 about geriatric delusions and curveballs, and a story about the disappearance of Mt. Rainier in Better Non Sequitur's recent anthology. There was also a book recommendation for (last summer's) Coudal Partners' 2006 Field-Tested Books summer reading thing. Other stuff, too?

    Below is an excerpted list of of links to things I've written, reformatted to remind you somewhat of the old NYT.com layout


    To contact electrically:
    fast and bulbous@eyeshot.net

    To see the semi-literary site:
    Eyeshot's Hindenburg Complex 
    of Infidels & Crusaders

    Below are links pertaining to 
    Incidents of Egotourism 
    in the Temporary World 

    A free, downloadable PDF of the book

    An IM interview on IdentityTheory

    A chapter on the Barcelona Review 
    (see it in Spanish)

    Fiction & Oddities Online 
    at Places Other than Eyeshot

    Something on Konundrum Engine 
    Literary Review entitled "One, 
    Two, What" involving throwing 
    touchdown passes, rating catalogues,
    and sucking armpits (also in Boom #1)

    Something on Bullfight entitled "The
    Earhart/Knievel Party in Room 306"
    involving an unlikely couple at an
    assisted-suicide luxury resort hotel

    Something on Pindeldyboz entitled 
    "Words Beginning With The Letter 
    K, Aptly Illustrated By Sentences 
    Involving The Much-Appropriated 
    K. of  Kafka's Fiction"

    Something on Gut Cult About Lost 
    Daughters, Storms of Steel Wool, 
    and Running the Blade of a Knife 
    Across One's Thumb While 
    Making Soup 
     

    Fiction & Oddities Originally
    on Eyeshot (Attributed to People
    Who Don't Exist)

    The Handshake

    The Tiger Trap

    The Presidential Decrees

    Seven Ways to Quiet Your Nerves

    The Man Who Mooneyed Around

    (Dozens of others have been temporarily removed)

    Please Do Not Confuse This Lee Klein With These Other Lee Kleins

    The NYC Poet, Art Critic, Grayline Tour
    Guide Who We Know & Affectionately
    Call "The Other Lee Klein"

    The Nice Lady in Miami Who Writes 
    About Food

    The Former Linebacker For Air Force 

    The Author of "The Best Gift for Mom"

    The Fellow Who Makes eCards As A "Creative Outlet"

    The Californian Who Just Got Married

    The President of the Nebraska  National 
    Corn Grower's  Association

    Rejection Letters
    Rejection Letters Vol. 1, Vol. 2
    Vol. 3, Vol. 4., Vol. 5., Vol. 6., Vol. 7.

     

    Non-Fiction on Eyeshot 
    (Originally Attributed to 
    People Who Don't Exist)

    Upcoming Appearances

    "I Will Not Be Reading Tonight": 
    The Americana Project Reading - 
    June 24, 2002

    Eyeshot Watches Will Oldham 
    Get On Jolly

    Eyeshot Prowls McSweeney's 
    Big Night

    Eyeshot Provokes William T. Vollmann

    The Plot Revealed: The Others

    A Quick Comment About All The Similes 
    (& The Letter "N") in Kevin Brockmeier's "Things That Fall From The Sky"

    Written on First Listen: Godspeed You! 
    Black Emperor's "Yanqui U.X.O."

    Written on Sixty-Seventh Listen: 
    Panda Bear's "Person Pitch"

    Finally, A Fair Review of 
    Zadie Smith's "The Autograph Man"

    The Value of Manuscripts After 
    The Sale of Keroauc's Scroll
     



    Other Stuff of Interest (for the Very Interested Only)

    See a photo of me reading that appeared in a New York Times article that makes no mention of me

    See an interview in which I wax pathetic about Eyeshot's origins and ennumerate the innumerable merits of my homestate

    Take "The Lee Klein Memorial Tour of Austin, Texas" thanks to Whittlz.com

    Hear me sing/play the Prince song "Kiss" or the Billy Joel song "Don't Go Changing" or the Madonna song "Express Yourself"

    This photo from 1998 repeatedly earned a 9.9 on amihotornot.com (sadly, it is now 2008)

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