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AN INTERVIEW WITH AN 
AUTOFELLATOR 

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Well, I'm an autofellator myself -- been doin' my own thang since I was about 13, and I'm now nearly 40 -- and I've been an admirer of Al's for some time now. So my reaction is a bit different from those of the folks whose first encounter with autofellatio was your interview. First off, I'd have to say 
that I learned more about Al from your interview than from the purported bio he has on his website. Very enlightening.  Secondly, I have to admit that I'm even more damned jealous of the fact that Al makes his living sucking himself off than I was before. I can autofellate too, but  nobody's ever offered to pay me for the privilege of watching. Geez, how glorious to be able to pay one's bills by being the star of a blow-your-own peep show! And finally, unlike Al, I would very much like to have a vagina in my ear. Or maybe in one of my nostrils . . . 

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I found this interview really interesting; the autofellator manages to keep a witty, sophisticated manner while staying vulgar. A man this eloquent could make eating piles of monkey shit socially acceptable. Anyways this was a very enthralling read. 

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Frank and refreshing. Writing at its very tangiest, I'd say.

It's so straight-up (forgive the pun) that it has a joyous air of innocence. Or maybe I'm just a flat-out pervert. One of the two.

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Oh dear god, I just read it. "I'm Okay, You're Unecessary" is the funniest thing I've ever heard. The whole thing was funny, especially the language, but it makes me feel like a total prude.

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Have been admiring Al for years since I first became totally 
enthralled and engorged by "A Young Man From Nantucket". There was a scene in which he continued sucking his own dick for a period of at least ten minutes.

I have been enjoying the website and plan to order a video. I would like the one with the most scenes in which Al looks into the camera. That's what turns me on the most about seeing a selfsucker's eyes while he's loving himself. 

I practiced autofellatio from age 14 to 41 when some relationship difficulties caused me to withhold the blessing from myself until I had lost the flexibility I had previously enjoyed. Now at 48, I still eat most of my loads but I feed physical appetites as well as sexual ones and a diet and specific selfsuck exercises are in order. 

As to the interview,very entertaining and enjoyable. I find it amazing and wonderful that Al can support himself by selfsucking. Bless the universe for such opportunities! 

Thanks for some fun reading. I will look forward to more from your site. 

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It was, dare I say, absurd? 

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Salient info for the masses! Two questions I wish you'd have asked: how would you [autofellater guy] envsion a world where all men could suck themselves off? and . . . this is sort of a technical musing . . . is he able to get his tongue on the good part underneath? Cause that's really the only proper way to get blown - the typical 69 style teeth/roof of mouth side on the good part is never really that amazing. Of course he did say he was taking his entire dick inside his mouth - dear lord.

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This made me smile and cry real tears. Thank you.

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By the way, what's with the autofellator??? Sounds like a perfect closed system provided that you have either (1) a long neck, (2) a long dick, and (3) too much time on your hands.  What a thing to forward to one's mutha!!! Was that a real
photo, do you think or altered?? Was it Alex???? I hope
not. 
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I have found telling people the truth about what I do really bores the shit out of 'em. I said I am a re-enactment actor. My speciality is running away, like, in a documentary of a sinking ship, for example, they show people scurrying down the halls OR a criminal fleeing from a crime scene. I sold-out to pay the bills. The same with the autofellator?

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I just don't want my boyfriend taking lessons. I wouldn't want to become obsolete or anything. But, he once had a dream that he was me going down on him and he wouldn't let me do it after that for, like, six months. So I don't think it will appeal to him.

My big question on this topic, before reading your interview was "do they come in their own mouths or what?" But after reading the interview, I guess that's a given. I just discovered that it's impossible for me to think of this without a very strenuous expression of disgust on my face. This expression does not occur when I think of one person sucking off 
another, so I guess I must think it's grosser to swallow your own, eventhough, technically, I suppose it's LESS gross, if grossness is at all related to disease-potential.

But, as a girl, this is impossible for me to even imagine doing, which only makes it more fascinating. I don't mind kissing after being gone down upon, which apparently a lot of girls balk at (silly), so maybe if I was a man I would be an autofellator. Maybe that's how you can tell.

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Whutchu smoking? (I hope it's not your own cock.) You
already sent me the acceptance check. Now Eyeshot and my pet turtle with the deformed ears, Gabriella Hydrox Morels, have both validated my existence! I'm not gonna trim the wisps of gray which curl from her ears this month in honor of you, Herr Generale.

I am proud to follow such an act as the Autofellator, even tho 
I know the crowd will have already departed, off to try a few of his tips at home in their own kitchens.

You eat pumpernickel, dontcha?
Ken Fliegen, inventor of the four-track mind

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