Hi. Before you submit, please ask yourself how could anyone possibly care? Or more so: why would anyone want to read this instead of watching basketball or animated comedies or reading something that matters. Seriously.  * Eyeshot is internationally accessible. Fiction, photographs, rants, reviews, links, essays, and other unclassifiables are accepted and declined. We pay in dissemination and validation, however meager. Anything you send to submit at eyeshot.net (preferably PASTED INTO THE BODY OF THE E-MAIL AND ATTACHED as a .doc file) will be received and read and responded to real quick. All submissions must include at least one word, unless the submission is a picture. The shortest has no words. The longest has many more. We currently prefer shorter than longer -- like no more than 2000 words or so (unless it's really good). If you would like to look at the really long-winded recommendations that once took up this space, look here. But for now, we offer a few suggestions: DO NOT SEND POETRY! We bolded this one for a reason, so when you send poetry we can say we bolded NO POETRY PLEASE in our recommendations! DO NOT SEND more than one submission at a time.  DO NOT SEND ANYTHING if your e-mail address includes the words writer, write, poet, or anything similar. If you are under 17 years of age, it's ok. But otherwise, please do not submit. (Serious!) PLEASE REALIZE we tend to like things that are denser (not so quick to include space breaks between sentences), that are somewhat elusive and inventive and overblown languagewise and not-so-sane aesthetically. OK? That's a hint intended to save us all time. But then again, we are always open to reading anything you want to send (as long as it doesn't involve dentists -- lately lots of people have been sending dentist-related fiction and we'd prefer never to read anything dentist-related again). PLEASE REALIZE we used to try to respond very quickly, often in mere minutes, generally within 48 hours. And that we used to tend to have some fun with our rejection letters. Now we might just send a link to a beautiful form letter. But occasionally we may still respond personally and performatively and whatever, depending on time and energy. Five volumes of collected rejection letters are accessible here and may prove an invaluable resource for prospective submitters interested in discerning our editorial tendencies and taste.  To learn more about this site, we offer you this link  . . .  If you would like to send physical objects (not manuscripts, but $$$ or gifts or books/music to potentially review), please ask for our current mailing address.