e y e s h o t ' s   m o d e r n   i n d e x
# 2

1
milk from bleached paper cartons

2
wanna thank my moms

3
remarkable document preserved

33
anatomically detailed 3-D representations

7.560
soldiers congratulated themselves

770
the chewed-up bits of his company

259
psychic advisor to top russian officials

2,770
naked women along a beach touching their toes

41
ufo cult invites porn stars to end the world

47
people call me rude

10
i wish we all were nude

121,000
axe through head

9
my pussy is a temple

2,700
do me baby

9,880
sword of truth

842
sad lament

1,310
ruminantia

429
mensa whore

121
a short apnea

42
a happy relative

1,640
laughing on the inside

38
joyous acclamations

1,040
please hold the line

1,880
superman leaps to death

5
gorgeous motherfucker

8,990
fed upon by hogs

63,000
it was not long before

15,300
snow white turning eighteen

12
vibrating catepillar

2,500
buttmunch

340
huge ta-tas

150,000
continue to increase

4,940
no great distance

138
put a bag over her head

9
the death putt

132,000
take full advantage of all discounts available

8
let your elected representatives know where you stand

7
large and populous places

35
entering the mouth of the river

4
luciferin archipelago

63
razzle dazzle maggots

367
sacred environment

652
peaceful sanctuary

1,580
the power of paint

1,050
the power of pussy

4
dishing and swishing

11
banish the ego

156
this hunger gnaws

39
inflate the self through grandiosity

6
rugged barrier of mountains

118,000
jumping up and over our human need

126
focus predominately on the goddess energy

376
ego hungrier

5,360
understand your soul's intent

21
same as oboe

22
89 flowers on their back

1
shriveled camarones

162,000
snag

9,550,000
AI

552,000
bill gates

981,000
britney spears

1,070,000
jesus christ

1,510,000
madonna

801,000
fuck this shit

616,000
buddha

971,000
allah

18,900,000
god

34,700,000
sex
 

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