Rudolph Guiliani: good evening
Rosie O'Donnell: you sound like a vampire
Rosie O'Donnell: how are you
Rudolph Guiliani: I want to suck your blood
Rudolph Guiliani: tired
Rudolph Guiliani: just got in from work
Rosie O'Donnell: don't you mean, vant?
Rudolph Guiliani: why arenít you out?
Rosie O'Donnell: hey, you're the party animal
Rudolph Guiliani: look, I tell you, you donít tell me, tough guy
Rosie O'Donnell: hee hee
Rudolph Guiliani: I am a party animal, dude
Rudolph Guiliani: where's the kegger?
Rosie O'Donnell: yeah, I was supposed to see a patient tonight, but she cancelled. I've been napping most of the eveinging
Rosie O'Donnell: inining
Rudolph Guiliani: very good
Rosie O'Donnell: cause I wasn't feeling so well
Rudolph Guiliani: i will be napping for the evening in a few
Rosie O'Donnell: but now I feel better.
Rudolph Guiliani: great
Rudolph Guiliani: time to go out then
Rosie O'Donnell: so what were you working on
Rudolph Guiliani: a commercial for the knicks
Rosie O'Donnell: and would you like to go to poetry reading on Sunday
Rosie O'Donnell: Knickers?
Rudolph Guiliani: I canít make it on Sunday
Rosie O'Donnell: ladies' or men's?
Rudolph Guiliani: I am working
Rudolph Guiliani: knicks, the basketball team
Rosie O'Donnell: fine, I didn't want you to come anyway
Rosie O'Donnell: I've got taller people to invite
Rudolph Guiliani: then why did you ask, smarty pants?
Rosie O'Donnell: do they wear knickers?
Rudolph Guiliani: they were bottom nude
Rudolph Guiliani: mile wide penises everywhere
Rosie O'Donnell: I'm working on that poem I promised you
Rudolph Guiliani: how does it go?
Rosie O'Donnell: uh, I have a draft, it's very rough, but it goes something like:
"the man with the mile wide penis"
He puts his pants on, one leg at a time
Rosie O'Donnell: That's it sort of . More about being attacked by women
Rudolph Guiliani: I wish it were true
Rosie O'Donnell: and being a saint
Rudolph Guiliani: i lost my virginity at age 17
Rosie O'Donnell: no you don't it's a sad poem
Rosie O'Donnell: what's wrong with losing your virginity at 17
Rudolph Guiliani: nothing, just took way too long to get rid of it
Rosie O'Donnell: that's not that old at all. A lot of guys I know lost it when they were 20 or so
Rudolph Guiliani: I hear ya, to me it took a long time
Rosie O'Donnell: I was 16 and a half. It was really miserable. I didn't like sex for a few years after that
Rudolph Guiliani: I guess your father was too rough with you that time
Rosie O'Donnell: loser
Rudolph Guiliani: thanks
Rosie O'Donnell: do you say thanks for everything?
Rudolph Guiliani: yes i do. i am polite
Rosie O'Donnell: so when people insult you you say thanks?
Rudolph Guiliani: always
Rudolph Guiliani: they've shown me a new side to myself
Rosie O'Donnell: hmmm. Interesting strategy
Rosie O'Donnell: so you busy all weekend?
Rosie O'Donnell: not that I care
Rudolph Guiliani: yeah, and all next week
Rudolph Guiliani: work's picked up
Rosie O'Donnell: I saw a roach the size of a small kitten today
Rudolph Guiliani: where?
Rosie O'Donnell: you're a male escort, aren't you
Rudolph Guiliani: No
Rudolph Guiliani: i'm a stud
Rosie O'Donnell: crawling into my dresser
Rosie O'Donnell: at first I thought it was a mouse
Rosie O'Donnell: but my cats were scared of it
Rudolph Guiliani: did it get into your panty drawer?
Rosie O'Donnell: I don't think so, why
Rudolph Guiliani: just curious
Rosie O'Donnell: what?
Rosie O'Donnell: would you be jealous?
Rudolph Guiliani: yes
Rudolph Guiliani: that's the ticket
Rosie O'Donnell: jealous of a roach
Rudolph Guiliani: never!
Rosie O'Donnell: see you do have self-esteem issues
Rudolph Guiliani: who doesnít?
Rosie O'Donnell: sometimes I see the roaches wearing my panties, but I never see them actually going into the drawer
Rosie O'Donnell: you're right everybody does
Rudolph Guiliani: great image in my head now
Rosie O'Donnell: they also wear my lipstick and eyeshadow
Rosie O'Donnell: occasionally dye their antennae purple
Rudolph Guiliani: mmmmmmmm
Rosie O'Donnell: play Eminem too loud so the neighbors stomp on the ceiling
Rosie O'Donnell: write bad roach poetry
Rosie O'Donnell: live in the seedy Roach motel on a tiny little 2nd Ave in my bathroom
Rudolph Guiliani: sounds fun
Rudolph Guiliani: lets do it
Rosie O'Donnell: huh
Rosie O'Donnell: do what
Rudolph Guiliani: all the things your roaches do
Rosie O'Donnell: I don't know, those roaches live fast and die young
Rosie O'Donnell: if I get my way
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