How
It Happened: The Latest at the Top, The Longest Ago Below
Dog Days (Audio)
By Robert Stribley (5/10/13)
The Hanger Thief (Audio)
By Bob Williams (3/14/13)
An All-New Alternating
Mode: Recent Hits & All-Time Favorites
(3/6/13)
Eyeshot's Exhaustive Year-End
Reading Rundown (2012)
By Eyeshot Al Sherrif (12/23/12)
Unicorn Porn
By Lao Guardian (12/16/12)
In a Human Vein
By Sean Neville (9/30/12)
The Secrets of Literary Success
By David B. Comfort (9/6/12)
Limerick
By Donnie Boman (8/25/12)
An Attempt at Re-Exhausting
a Place in Paris
By Jimmy Lo (8/1/12)
Quetions in Padgett
Powell's The Interrogative Mood Answered by Chatbots
By Ryan Ridge (7/28/12)
Eskimos
By Vilém Vok (7/21/12)
Eyeshot Recommends Will
Oldham on Bonnie 'Prince' Billy
(6/30/2012)
Impressions of a Magnificent
Mega-Novel and a Memorable Mini-Novel by Robert Musil
(6/23/12)
Travels to Byzantium
By AE Rieff (6/9/12)
Eyeshot Recommends Javier Cercas's
Soldiers
of Salamis
(4/21/12)
Eyeshot Recommends Michel Houellebecq's
The
Map & the Territory
(4/8/12)
Eyeshot Recommends Mark Leyner's
The
Sugar Frosted Nutsack
(4/1/12)
Mimesis in Venice
By Brad Liening (1/29/12)
Books We Read in
2011 That Left the Longest Lasting Lingering Positive Impression (12/28/11)
What It's Like
By Gavin McCall (12/17/11)
A Disquisition on the Centrality
of Sandwiches in Corporate Britain
By M.J. Nicholls (12/3/11)
Sensible
By Jamie Allen (11/28/11)
Fever
By Charles Ullmann (11/13/11)
Sobbing Over Salted Mangos
With Tonya Harding
By Bradley Alan Kreutzberg (11/8/11)
Eyeshot Recommences Receipt and Review of Electronic
Submissions
(10/26/11)
Eyeshot Recommends Lightning
Rods by Helen DeWitt
(10/23/11)
During the long hot wet summer of '11, Eyeshot recommended Sesshu Foster's
Atomik
Aztex;
Rudolph Wurlitzer's Slow
Fade; Alfred Doblin's Berlin
Alexanderplatz
Eyeshot
Does Not Think "Rock 'n' Roll" Adequately Modifies the Noun "Novel"
(5/22/11)
Eyeshot's
Rapture Preparedness Kit
(5/15/11)
Eyeshot
Is Not Holding Its First Outloud Reading As Announced Eight Years Ago
(5/10/11)
Mama
Eyeshot Accuses Eyeshot Editor of Elitist Verbal Scribbling After Reading
Libambulator Essay
(4/10/11)
Eyeshot Ain't
Too Proud to Pimp an Essay About Reading While Walking By Its Editor
(4/7/11)
The Legend of the Holy Drinker (Roth), All the Sad Young Literary
Men (Gessen), Against Nature (Huysmans), and Things: A Story of
the Sixties & A Man Asleep (Perec) added to the Readerly
Resonance Chamber
(4/3/2011)
Eyeshot
Is Really Actually Receiving Postcard Submissions From People
(3/30/11)
Eyeshot
Sells Out and Announces Digital Subscription Plan
(3/20/11)
Eyeshot
Associates Unrelated Cinematic Experiences Instead of Doing Unnecessary
Harm
(3/17/11)
Yugen
(3/11/11)
Excerpts From Eyeshot's
Deepest Darkest Outbox Archive
(2/27/2011)
Very
Brief Insubstantial Impressions of Chris Ware's Very Impressive Serialized
Hardcover "Acme Novelty Library" Numbers 18, 19, & 20
(2/23/11)
Late-Winter 2011 -- Submissions reopen (postcards
uber alles!) but not electronically. Deep-Freeze Exploratory
Cocoon Hibernation Programming Experience advances and editor regains
some enthusiam for the online endeavor known as Eyeshot.
Tells some friends that it feels like the olden days when the internet
was new and not the corporate social networking clusterfudge it's become.
New posts semi-daily.
Winter 2010 -- Eyeshot's Deep-Freeze Exploratory Cocoon Hibernation
Programming Experience
Submissions indefinitely closed! All non-super simple formatting essentially
wiped! Exploration of Eyeshotty future proceeds all rangy and dangly and
largely untracked hereafter on this page! (Here's where things
are now, in case you're wonderin')
Fall 2010 -- Eyeshot Storms the Contentless Content Horizon
This season's lackluster
installment includes some correspondence, a patriotic writing constraint
by Darby Larson, a call for reviewers, blurbers, and hypers to disclose
potential conflicts of interest, and a fresh collection of impressions
of a bunch of books.
Summer 2010 -- Arise, Eyeshot, Like a Mighty Unshy Phoenix!
The July-August installment
of Eyeshot includes a
story called "Last Days" by Mike Ingram, an "essay"
by Kevin Hyde "about" Robert Bolaño, seven terrible good reasons
to quit your job and work on your novel, a collection of impressions of
a few Brat Pack books, the first installment of Q&A with an aluminum
shark, and not much more!
(7/4/10)
June 2010
Singular Pleasures (Harry Mathews), Gilead (Marilynne
Robinson), Less Than Zero (Bret Easton Ellis), andDetective Story
(Imre Kertész) added to the Readerly
Resonance Chamber. (6/14/10)
April 2010
Jeff in Venice, Death in Varanasi (Geoff Dyer) and Although
Of Course You End Up Becoming Yourself: A Road Trip with David Foster Wallace
(David
Lipsky) added to the Readerly
Resonance Chamber
(4/26/10)
American Psycho (Bret Easton Ellis), The Sea, The Sea
(Iris Murdoch), Bottomless Belly Button (Dash Shaw), Antwerp
(Roberto Bolano), After the Workshop (John McNally), and "Baseball
Is Just Baseball": The Understated Ichiro (David Shields) added to
either room of the Readerly Resonance
Chamber (4/11/10)
$75 raised via the Eyeshot
Experiment in Literary Altruism donated to Mighty
Writers (4/7/10)
March 2010
The Absolutely Final
Installment of Rejection Letters From the Eyeshot Outbox (3/29/10)
Asterios Polyp (David Mezzuchelli), The Notebook (Agota
Kristof), A Common Pornography (Kevin Sampsell), and Fun Home
(Alison
Bechdel) added to the Readerly
Resonance Chamber (3/1/10)
February 2010
The Messenger (Charles Wright) and Pieces for the Left Hand
added to the Readerly Resonance
Chamber (2/17/10)
January 2010
Experiment in Editorial Altruism Begins, Fiction Posting Ends Again
(This Time For Good?!) (1/23/10)
The Dolphin People (Torsten Krol) added to the Readerly
Resonance Chamber (1/2/10)
December 2009
Crossing the Artic Circle
in Summer
By Catherine Batac Walder (12/16/09)
November 2009
Gathering Evidence (Thomas Bernhard) and Das Kapital (Viken
Berberian) added to the Readerly
Resonance Chamber (11/30/09)
Animal Collective Hero
By Nathaniel Missildine (11/29/09)
Daily Future Life Predictions
From the Hotmalluauntywetsarisexboobs Dotcomcenter
Based in the Tropicool
Icy-Land Urban Indian Slum
By Kuzhali Manickavel (11/20/09)
Excerpts From Ici
By Amy Belk (11/7/09)
October 2009
Wake Up, Sir! (Jonathan Ames) and The Interrogative Mood
(Padgett Powell) added to the
Readerly
Resonance Chamber (10/28/09)
Walden Cribs
By Jimmy Chen (10/24/09)
Infinite Jest added to the Readerly
Resonance Chamber
(10/21/09)
Eyeshot Fully Supports the
Fightin' Phils in the 2009 Playoffs
(10/10/09)
September 2009
Real Madrid
A Fictional Story About a Michael Jackson Impersonator
(9/26/09)
Crappy iPhone Photos from Recent
Rock Shows
(9/19/09)
Another Quaquaversalist
Puppycat
(9/5/09)
August 2009
The Most Recent (&
Most Likely Final) Rejection Letters From the Eyeshot Outbox: Volume 9
(8/22/09)
Michael Vick & Serious Carnivorous
Action Every Sunday
(8/16/09)
Werner Herzog: Conquest
of the Useless
(8/14/09)
July 2009
Eyeshot Is Over
(7/26/09)
June 2009
Unbcoming a Librarian
By Michelle Reale (6/25/09)
May 2009
The Pork Shunter's Fingers
By Ben Segal (5/14/09)
April 2009
Etgar Keret
By John Horne Canning (4/13/09)
Alternating Mode (4/2/09)
March 2009
And May the Lord Grant
the Blessings to All Who Want So Hard
By Richey Piiparinen (3/27/09)
The Scraper
By Randall DeVallance (3/21/09)
Meat From a Meat Man
By Lindsay Hunter (3/15/09)
Low Brow
By Ravi Mangla (3/7/09)
Excerpts from
Bloodfire,
the First Eyeshot Book
(3/1/09)
February 2009
The End of Blogging As We
Now Know It
By Molly Gaudry (2/20/09)
Small World
By John Haggerty (2/14/09)
The Cliff
By K. Kvashay-Boyle (2/7/09)
January 2009
Calypsolamente
By Benjamin Buchholz (1/31/09)
My Wasted Years Inside Amber
Melmoth
By Orlo Yeahblip (1/24/09)
Books added to The Readerly
Resonance Chamber include Renegade: The Life and Times of Mark E.
Smith and Distant Star by Roberto Bolaño (1/14/09)
Mel
By Darby Larson (1/11/09)
Maybe It's Time to Start a
Family
By Brendan Procé (1/1/09)
December 2008
The "Gold Star Reserve"
Collection
(12/15/08)
The "Eyeshot Literary
Escort Service" Collection
(12/14/08)
Beach
By Roberto Bolaño / Trans. Riley Hanick (12/6/08)
November 2008
Eyeshot-Brand Spam #9: Up Your
Seasonal Warmth With Rejections & Resonances & More!
(11/23/08)
Rejection Letters from
the Eyeshot Outbox: Volume Eight
(11/23/08)
How Much the Ants Carry
By Tania Hershman (11/15/08)
Books added to The Readerly
Resonance Chamber include The Elegance of the Hedgehog, Stoner,
Samedi the Deafness, Exit Ghost, Enormous Changes at the Last Minute, The
Road, Last Night at the Lobster, Netherland, Time and Tide, and This
Side of Paradise (11/15/08)
Fighting It
By Matthew Vollmer (11/3/08)
October 2008
Books added to the newly founded Readerly
Resonance Chamber include 2666,
What
I Talk About When I Talk About Running, Libra, Too Loud a Solitude,The
Last Samurai, A Personal Matter, The Weight of the World, The Elementary
Particles, Wide-Eyed, On Being Blue, Correction, A Sport & a Pasttime,
I Am Not Jackson Pollock, Whatever, Who Will Run the Frog Hospital?, Signfiying
Rappers, The Beauty of the Husband, Out of Sheer Rage, Garden, Ashes, and
The
Rings of Saturn
(10/26/08)
Speedboat
By Mark Leidner (10/13/08)
September 2008
Futomaki Is for Posers
By Mike Damascus (9/19/08)
RIP DFW (9/14/08)
August 2008
On Ways of Dealing With Tripping
in Public
By Crispin Best (8/21/08)
Legends of the Fall
By AE Reiff (8/12/08)
July 2008
Y Tu Yo Yo Ma Tambien
By Jimmy Chen (7/26/08)
Here Ye Knives
By Ravi Mangla (7/6/08)
June 2008
Franz Kafka, Pickup Artist
By Jason Rhode (6/12/08)
Let's Do It
By Steve Finbow (6/4/08)
May 2008
Fuckbuddy
By Roderic Crooks (5/9/08)
April 2008
Disneyland
By Rory Douglas (4/20/08)
March 2008
Diaspora
By Jenna Humphrey (3/31/08)
Lawnmower Season
By Spencer Troxell (3/19/08)
Loose Ends
By Greg Gerke (3/2/08)
February 2008
A Glacial Parade
By Brian Foley (2/21/08)
January 2008
Novel Lists, Novel Ahs
by Paul Klinger (1/1/08)
December 2007
Quinton, Lorna & Fat Susan
By Sean Ruane (12/2/07)
November 2007
Flipping Out
By Tria Andrews (11/4/07)
October 2007
Recent Rejection Letters
from the Eyeshot Outbox: Volume Seven (10/7/07)
September 2007
Eyeshot Lee Klein
By Jimmy Chen (9/15/07)
About True Stories
By William Petersen (9/2/07)
August 2007
Anna Was An Acorn
By Ryan Boyle (8/1/07)
July 2007
The Handshake
By Lee Klein (7/1/07)
June 2007
Twelve Like Giants
By C.M. Daubenspeck (6/10/07)
May 2007
Birds
By David Gianadda (5/6/07)
April 2007
Putting Down Roots in
Boppard on the Rhine
By Kevin Ó Cuinn (4/24/07)
The Pornstar
By Michael Stewart (4/13/07)
Jealousy Ill Suits a Waiter
(Part 3)
By Randall DeVallance (4/6/07)
March 2007
A Bout of Existentialism
(Part 2)
By Randall DeVallance (3/27/07)
Adaptation (Part I)
By Randall DeVallance (3/21/07)
Written on Sixty-Seventh
Listen: Panda Bear's "Person Pitch"
By Throop Roebling (3/3/07)
February 2007
Thomas Bernhard & The
Necessity of Complaint
By Maximillian Maxwell, Jr. (2/22/07)
Rene . . . Zelleweger? I
Think
By Matt Maxwell (2/12/07)
Of Time and The Liver
By Michael Gause (2/6/07)
January 2007
A Wilderness, Become A
State
By Joel Van Noord (1/25/07)
God of Gaps
By Alek Lindus (1/21/07)
For Kenneth
By Nadine Darling (1/13/07)
December 2006
The Last American Gentleman
By Kevin Kinsella (12/30/06)
Bigger
By Lars Russell (12/7/06)
October 2006
God Likes My Curveball
By Runtsfelder Le Bosch (10/1/06)
August 2006
Understander Aloft
By Able Apples (8/21/06)
Reflections on Sin, Pain,
Hope, & The True Way: #1 - Summertime (8/12/06)
Disappear Mt. Rainier:
Video (8/3/06)
May-June2006
All Aboard the Bloated Boat:
Arguments in Favor of Barry Bonds (5/11/06)
Penelope
By Throop Roebling (5/2/06)
April 2006
Shots of the Iowa City Tornado
(4/14/06)
March 2006
The Penitent Life
By Randall DeVallance (3/1/06)
February 2006
Fifteen Stories Beginning
With "Once Upon A Time"
By Rachel Summer Tupelo (2/1/06)
January 2006
Alternation
December 2005
The Poet's Alphabet
By Tracey Hill (12/1/05)
November 2005
Bee Stings
By Ricky Garni (11/1/05)
October 2005
Voring Falls, Or Voringfossen
By Terrence Dunn (10/1/05)
September 2005
One-Minute Killers
By Steve Finbow (9/2/05)
August 2005
An Interesting Thing About Jimmy
Carter & Tiger Woods (8/15/05)
Stroke of Luck or Butter
on Toast
By Shelly Rich (8/8/05)
D&H Q&A
With Jamie Allen (8/2/05)
July 2005
Bedroom, Circa 1988
By Marc Peacock Brush (7/25/05)
Problems Faced by Victorian
Paparazzi
By James Warner (7/17/05)
If Molly Loved Bunyan
By Brian Willems (7/10/05)
Groundhog Day at the Palace
By Kevin O Cuinn (7/5/05)
June 2005
The Dicing of Onions With
Short, Sharp Knives
By Dan Weaver (6/26/05)
My Fantastic Death
By Darby Larson (6/12/05)
The Tyranny of the Middle-Aged
Short-Story Writers
By Andrew Day (6/1/05)
May 2005
Why I'll Always Wear Layers
By Caroline Kepnes (5/15/05)
Columbus of the Cloaca:
A Memoir of Revolutionary Paris
By J. Sallini-Genovese (5/7/05)
Whitewash
By Jenny Bitner (5/1/05)
April 2005
1e4
By Joey Comeau (4/25/05)
The Shark Was Stubborn &
They Both Starved
By Tao Lin (4/17/05)
The Circus From Where
I Stand
By Charles Ullmann (4/13/05)
Letters to Frank Conroy
From His Students
(4/6/05)
March 2005
High-Dive
By Steven Coy (3/31/05)
I Wore My Mother's Face
By Michael Fowler (3/27/05)
Three Simple Steps to
Reviving the Democratic Party
By Will Layman (3/24/05)
Passenger
By Rachel Summer Tupelo (3/21/05)
Optimist's Club
By Daniel Alarcon (3/2/05)
February 2005
Valparaiso de Mi Amor
By Daniel Alarcon (2/25/05)
Radio Cooperativa
By Daniel Alarcon (2/21/05)
Steak & Pizza
By Daniel Alarcon (2/18/05)
Las Cañas &
Gualeguaychu
By Daniel Alarcon (2/16/05)
Secret Illicit Night
Movements
By Chris Diken (2/10/05)
Other Things That May Very
Well Eat Me
By Spencer Troxell (2/4/05)
January 2005
Buenos Aires, Montevideo
& Colonia
By Daniel Alarcon (1/29/05)
Nominations & Other
News for Now
(1/15/05)
December
2004
Directions for Using My
My Slo-Mo Button
By Jamie Allen (12/13/04)
Because
You Just Lie There And I Want To
By Steve Finbow
(12/05/04)
November
2004
Alma's Ears
By Steven Coy (11/30/04)
Weerding Filk
By F.R.R. Mallory (11/25/04)
The Night I Got Jumped .
. . But Didn't
By Jon Friedman (11/17/04)
Post-Election Analysis
By Will Layman (11/11/04)
Transmission Sent Shortly After
Kerry's Concession
By Chris O. Cook (11/7/04)
Post-Election
Mourning (11/3/04)
October
2004
Last Minute Election Predictions
By Will Layman (10/29/04)
Deleted Scenes Included
on "The Passion of the Christ" New Collector's Edition DVD
By Stephen Ausherman (10/25/04)
Sea
By Bay Anapol (10/21/04)
Spirit and Opportunity
By David Connerly Nahm (10/15/04)
Deleted Lines From My Replies
to Mass Mailings
By Jeffrey Yamaguchi (10/10/04)
In the Fashion
By Case Miller (10/6/04)
From the Journal of Mike
Shipley, Unfit Parent
By Randall DeVallance (10/3/04)
September
2004
Gratuitous Sex
By Matt Maxwell (9/29/04)
Rolling to a Stop
By David Kennerly (9/26/04)
Fortune Cookie Mistakes
(In Haiku Form)
By Kevin Sampsell (9/22/04)
Where I Live(d)
By William Painter (9/19/04)
Instructions
By Christopher J. Stephens (9/16/04)
Outsourcing My Love
By Mike Sacks (9/13/04)
9/11 Memorial (9/11/04)
Chicken or Fish
By Grant Bailie (9/7/04)
Pictures From the Republican
National Convention Protests
By Chad Laird (9/6/04)
Lamb, Three Ways
By Melissa Bell (9/3/04)
August 2004
The
Truth About Belafonte Garcia
By Jamie Allen
(8/23/04)
Alternating Mode (8/1/04)
July 2004
Not Very Far From the Tree
By Savannah Schroll (7/26/04)
I Am the Third
By Ronnie Cordova (7/23/04)
Memoirs of a Twenty-Four-Year-Old
By Christophe Richardson (7/21/04)
Champagne
By Jay Wexler (7/19/04)
And the Birds Were Singing
By Grant Perry (7/16/04)
Falling Man
By Kerim Peirce (7/14/04)
The Nature of Planets
By Darby Larson (7/12/04)
Marlene & Philip
By Ryan Kennebeck (7/9/04)
Lion
By Lars Russell (7/8/04)
Recent Rejection Letters
From the Eyeshot Outbox: Volume Six
(7/5/04)
The Politics of Spangles
By Steve Finbow (7/2/04)
June 2004
The
By Randall DeVallance (6/29/04)
We Did Not Call This Boy Brother
By Peter Markus (6/25/04)
Post-Its Framing Candles
By Sarah Stodola (6/23/04)
Why I Can't Vote Nader
By Matthew Simmons (6/21/04)
The Babysitter
By Annie DiMario (6/18/04)
The Self-Portrait Blog
By Mr. Nessuno (6/16/04)
Midlife Career Transition
By Stephen Ausherman (6/15/04)
Echolalia
By William Pelot Moore (6/14/04)
Seamus
By Charles Ullmann (6/11/04)
Final Call
By James Stegall (6/9/04)
Five Poems
By Shafer Hall & Erica Kaufman (With Titles From Daniel Nester)
(6/6/04)
Meeting James Brooks
By G. David Schwartz (6/4/04)
After
Ice Cream
By Michael
Hartford (6/2/04)
May 2004
So There Was This Myth
By C. Namwali Serpell (5/30/04)
This Is All Very Like
The Last Time
By Steve Finbow (5/27/04)
An Advice Columnist's
Advice to Herself
By Gina Zucker (5/25/04)
On This Date in Hypothetical
History
By Eric Silver (5/23/04)
Things You Would Know About
Paul If You Were His Friend
By Timmy Waldron (5/21/04)
Fight Club for Kindergartners
By Chris Higgs (5/19/04)
Pimping the Egotourism + Relocation
Externalities + Refreshment of Editorial Energies
(5/01/04)
April 2004
Pindar's Apes
By Bruce Gatenby (4/29/04)
A Rack of My Own
By Michael Fowler (4/27/04)
Sir Isaac Everything
By Jeremy Richards (4/25/04)
We Look At Porn So You
Don't Have To
By Mark O'Neil (4/22/04)
The Journeyman
By Aaron Burch (4/20/04)
The Photographer
By Boo Boo Wilkes (4/19/04)
The Lost Movie Theaters of
Southeastern Brooklyn & Rockaway Beach
By Richard Grayson (4/15/04)
Lip Reading Classes Five
Bucks
By Shafer Hall (4/11/04)
Variations on a Party
By Charles Ullmann (4/9/04)
Some of My Clothes Have
Proper Names
By Kevin Hyde (4/7/04)
Absolut Boudinot
By Ryan Boudinot (4/6/04)
What
Follows After He Steps Through the Door of the Restaurant Is Pretty Much
A Given
By Elizabeth
Arrighetti (4/4/04)
Mercenary
By Jamie Allen
(4/1/04)
March 2004
The Wall Mirror
By James Stegall (3/29/04)
I'm So Sorry Katrina
By Kenneth Darling (3/26/04)
Gallagher
By Karl Lintvedt (3/24/04)
Selected Notes on the
Later Works of Queen, The Author's Favorite Rock Band
By Daniel Nester (3/21/04)
The Seven Basic Plots
By John Leary (3/18/04)
How To Assassinate a
Slam Poet
By Stephan Ausherman (3/17/04)
George Calls John to Congratulate
Him on His Victory & Talk About Literature
By Andrew Bomback (3/16/04)
Ponies
By Case Miller (3/14/04)
Billy
By Jeff Marsh (3/9/04)
Holy
Shitballs!
By Joshua
Bayvers (3/7/04)
The
Island of Light
By Julie Douglas
(3/3/04)
Man
Alive!
By Beau Gunderson
(3/1/04)
February
2004
An
E-Mail Correspondence With a Republican
By Donnie
Boman (2/29/04)
A More Complete Understanding
of the Misery of the World
By Chris Diken (2/26/04)
Art or Else
By Maurice Oliver (2/25/04)
Tougher Than Anything in the
Animal Kingdom
By Steve Finbow (2/23/04)
Writing: The Most Gay
of Sciences
By Will Von Ratblood (2/19/04)
Bittersweet
Gift
By Josh Campbell
(2/18/04)
Black
History Month Tributes to My Favorite Black People
By Christopher
Monks (2/15/04)
Like the King Crying At
His Graceland Giftshop (2/13/04)
Like
Arkansas At Dawn (2/12/04)
Recycling
Mode (2/2/04-2/12/04)
January
2004
There Are Many New
Irritable Colon Videos
By President John Smith (1/30/04)
An E-Mail I Sent to Lorrie
Moore
By Tao Lin (1/28/04)
The Accidental Flasher
By Michael Fowler (1/26/04)
Transubstantiation
By Alicia Gifford (1/22/04)
A Letter of Complaint &
A Rejected Story
By Jeff Callico (1/21/04)
The Wooly Mammoth
By Claudia Smith (1/18/04)
Context, Part II: More on
Susanna & The Color Red
By Calvin Liu (1/16/04)
If My Life Were to Appear
Suddenly in the Movie Review Section of "The Saratogian Saturday Extra"
By Mark O'Neil (1/13/04)
Loneliness
By Traian Badulescu (1/11/04)
Recent
Rejection Letters from the Eyeshot Outbox - Vol. 5
(1/8/04)
The
One You've Seen A Zillion Times
By Josh Abraham
(1/4/04)
December
2003
The Sofa
By Ryan Boudinot (12/31/03)
I Would Not, Could Not, In the
Dark
By Terrence Dunn (12/26/03)
Eight Ways to Make Your
Stocking Stuffers More Exciting!
By Kevin Hyde (12/23/03)
Action Badger
By Stephen Ausherman (12/21/03)
Eyeshot's Contribution to
Yankee Pot Roast's "Neal Pollack Roast"
By Wilmer Wildebeestbreast (12/15/03)
Four Memories
By Theodore Beck (12/11/03)
A Woman Is A Woman Is An Angry
Woman
By Jason Dulde (12/10/03)
A Letter From Stockholm
About Immigrants & Public Speaking
By Jensen Whelan (12/6/03)
Home
By C.J. Bledsoe
(12/3/03)
November
2003
Mermaids
By Shauna McKenna (11/28/03)
Car Singer
By Steven Coy (11/24/03)
He Developed What His
Wife Called A "London Library Complex"
By Karen Ashburner (11/20/03)
Maladroit
By Jared Hegwood (11/18/03)
Announcing Eyeshot's Friendly
Shoppes for Aural & Textual Excitement
(11/17/03)
Dear Virus Alert Sender
By Kevin Sampsell (11/14/02)
True Things About Trish
By Kevin Fanning (11/12/03)
Context: This, A Photograph
Taken During My Last Birthday Binge, Exactly One Year Ago
By Calvin Liu (11/10/03)
Crude Oil & Coffee Enemas:
Xavier Lipshitz Writing From 30,000 Feet Above the Earth's Surface
By Matthew St. Amand (11/5/03)
(A Sea of) Blue Helmets
By William Painter (11/2/03)
October
2003
Brief Distraction
of a Peculiar Sort
By Blake Butler (10/30/03)
Conjoined
By Elizabeth Ellen (10/26/03)
Some Empty Envelopes
By Donnie Boman (10/24/03)
A Critical Analysis of
Lee Klein's "Not the Reason the Dodgers Left Town"
By Steven Coy (10/22/03)
My Friend Dick
By Darby Larson (10/19/03)
Study Guide for a Book in a
Plain Brown Wrapper
By J.D. Finch (10/17/03)
Haze
By Gary Glauber (10/15/03)
Monday Morning
By Dorothee Lang (10/13/03)
Luka: Sixteen Years Later
By Christopher Monks (10/8/03)
This
By Jamie Allen
(10/5/03)
The
Chat
By Steve Delahoyde
(10/1/03)
September
2003
Gunpowder
for a Young Nation
By Karen Ashburner
(9/29/03)
Not
So Smart Young Man
By Geoff Wolinetz
(9/26/03)
A
Leaflet to Discourage Children From Becoming Too Involved With Their Therapists
in Later Life
By Rob Sears
(9/20/03)
Black
& White Zoo
By Jay Wexler
(9/17/03)
Introducing
The Cruciflex
By Matthew
St. Amand (9/14/03)
My
God Died Young
By Thomas
Roberge (9/7/03)
Pregnancy
Lessons, Learned & Relayed
By Sandra
Dee Crape (9/4/03)
The
Situation's Gravity
By Steven
Seighman (9/1/03)
August 2003
Recent
Rejection Letters From the Eyeshot Outbox
(8/23/03)
Nothing
Is Posted Today
(8/20/03)
August
Alternation
(8/6/03)
Squirt
Gun
By Aaron Burch
(8/2/03)
July 2003
The
Simplified Skeleton
By Karen Ashburner
(7/29/03)
High-Def
(Blue Line Rouge)
By William
Painter (7/27/03)
Whisk(e)y
By Dennis
DiClaudio (7/24/03)
Introducing
the Eyeshot Search Function: Enhanced Navigational Coherency
(7/23/03)
The
Eyeshot Literary Escort Service Presents: Miss Lola Belle
(7/19/03)
Like
Sand
By Matt Gordon
(7/16/03)
Banana
Girl
By Ted Bajek
(7/13/03)
A
Letter About A Dream & A Conversation About A Moose
By Jensen
Whelan (7/10/03)
Embarrassing
Situations
By Jamie Allen
(7/7/03)
Hell
No: A Play in One Act
By Calvin
Liu (7/4/03)
Even
More Submission
By Ali Hekal
(7/3/03)
Interview
With the Devil
By Matthew
St. Amand (7/2/03)
June 2003
This
Old Hammer Killed John Henry
By Karen Ashburner
(6/29/03)
A
Singular Obsession
By Savannah
Schroll (6/26/03)
Results
From Eyeshot's Second Silent Reading
(6/24/03)
Xavier
Lipshitz & International Intrigue
By Matthew
St. Amand (6/22/03)
Mid-Latitude
Depressions
By Bryson
Newhart (6/18/03)
Actual
Letter Sent to Restaurant Corporation
Received by
Steven Coy (6/17/03)
Flowers
in My Back Pocket
By Donnie
Boman (6/16/03)
Homework
By Mark Gordon
(6/13/03)
My
Real World Diary
By Ben Brown
(6/11/03)
Idiot
People With Guns
By Jamie Allen
(6/9/03)
Old
Navy
By Peter Dabbene
(6/6/03)
Pick
Me, Pick Me
By Michael
Van Vleet (6/2/03)
May 2003
The
Beginnings of The World
By Pitchaya
Sudbanthad (5/30/03)
Linux
Device Drivers: An Earlier Version
By Joey Mitchell
Comeau (5/29/03)
Prior
To Returning The Adoption
By Blake Butler
(5/26/03)
Been
All Around And Like No One
By Ken Fowles
(5/23/03)
Seven
Musical Virtues: Side B of A Confessional Mix-Tape
By Pasha Malla
(5/21/02)
The
Seagulls Circled Over Her Head
By Mark Gordon
(5/18/02)
A
Trio of Questionable Youngsters
By Tom Bradley
(5/16/03)
The
Eclipse
By Ovidiu
Bufnila (5/14/03)
Where
Were We?!?: Alibis & Accounts of Eyeshot's First Silent Reading
(5/12/03)
Requirements
For A Position As My Lover
By Jensen
Whalen (5/9/03)
The
Puritan
By Ken McKenzie
(5/7/03)
You
Are A 14-Year-Old Arab Chick Who Just Moved To Texas
By Randa Jarrar
(5/5/03)
You
Are Invited To Read At Our First Reading (5/2/03)
Written
On First Listen: Laetitia Sadier's "Monade"
By Throop
Roebling (5/1/03)
April 2003
Landscape,
With Geese
By Danielle
Lavaque-Manty (4/30/03)
George's
Burning
By Jamie Allen
(4/27/03)
Announcing
Our Inaugural Reading
(4/27/03)
Seven
Musical Sins: A Confessional Mix Tape
By Pasha Malla
(4/24/03)
Acceptance
Letters From The Eyeshot Outbox
(4/23/03)
Writing
Dynamic Fiction
By Rick Larsen
(4/21/03)
My
Muse
By Darby Larson
(4/18/03)
My
Cartoon Eye
By Joel Van
Noord (4/16/03)
Errata
By Mark O'Neil
(4/13/03)
13
Sentence Selections From The Online Journal Of A Famous Gay Porn Star
By Susannah
Breslin (4/10/03)
Two
Owls
By Kelvin
Gordon (4/9/03)
Please
Respond To The Following Statements
By James Stegall
(4/7/03)
Please
Imagine
By Steven
Coy (4/4/03)
What
To Do When You Enter The Room
By Kevin Fanning
(4/2/03)
March 2003
Regarding
The Insurance Defense Attorney
By Maud Newton
(3/31/03)
Nothing
Personal
By David Barringer
(3/28/03)
Bumper
Stickers
By Kevin Hyde
(3/26/03)
The
Summer Offensive
By Tobias
Seamon (3/24/03)
The
President's Handler
By Jamie Allen
(3/21/03)
Last
Words
By Matt Roden
(3/19/03)
Ginny
Wray's Memorial Compilation
(3/18/03)
Upcoming
Appearances
By Maximillian
"Max" Maxwell, Jr. (3/17/03)
Interview
With The World's Most Fervent Sploshers
By Donnie
Boman (3/14/03)
The
Screenplay of Ted's Life: Scene #9,787
By Christopher
Monks (3/11/03)
Scherzo
By Robert
Pearre (3/8/03)
A
Day At The Beach
By Dennis
DiClaudio (3/5/03)
And
All Her Bridges Burn'd
By Linda Boroff
(3/3/03)
February
2003
Re:
Our Relationship Wasn't A Game
By Pasha Malla
(2/27/03)
In
Transit
By Ginny Wray
(2/25/03)
Share
The Road
By Laura Golembiewski
(2/22/03)
Vision
Of Love
By James f.
Ward (2/19/03)
Operation
AWOL
By Diane Payne
(2/16/03)
A
Short Scene From Those Saintly Victorian Times
By Steve Delahoyde
(2/12/03)
February
Fun (2/7-2/11/03)
January
2003
Alternating
Mode (1/18-2/6/03)
Worse
Than Fur
By Paul A.
Toth (1/16/03)
Because
He Can
By Micahel
Gates (1/12/03)
The
Girl Who Chased The Boys
By Elizabeth
Ellen (1/8/03)
Harrison's
Hand
By Chris Power
(1/6/03)
Che
In The Amazon
By Michael
Alan (1/1/03)
December
2002
Interpretation
Of, And Pronunciation Guide For, REO Speedwagon's 1980 Hit, 'Keep On Lovin'
You'
By Jamie Allen
(12/22/02)
On
The Freeway
By Tracy Scarpino
(12/20/02)
The
Red Light
By Ginny Wray
(12/18/02)
Written
on First Listen: Godspeed You! Black Emperor's "Yanqui U.X.O."
By Throop
Roebling (12/16/02)
Box
By J.B. Miller
(12/13/02)
More
Submission
By Ali Hekal
(12/12/02)
Anxieties
Of The First Trimester
By Shauna
McKenna (12/11/02)
The
Eyeshot Literary Escort Service Presents Whitney Pastorek
(12/9/02)
Something
For A Nickel
By Tobias
Seamon (12/6/02)
My
Beautiful Son
By Aaron Burch
(12/4/02)
Meaninglessness,
Or The Leprechaun Who Granted Me Three Magical Beers
By Karl Lintvedt
(12/2/2002)
November
2002
9
Tips To Spice Up Your Sex Life
By Eric Spitznagel
(11/29/02)
How
To Navigate Your Dreams
By Jamie Allen
(11/27/02)
Interview
With An Independent Publisher On His Recent Vascetomy
By Jim Ruland
(11/25/02)
This
Part Of Town
By Dorothee
Lang (11/20/02)
Looking
For "You" + 1%
By Mr. Nessuno
(11/18/02)
The
Eyeshot Literary Escort Service Presents Elizabeth Ellen
(11/15/02)
Some
Notes Regarding My Stint As Second-And-A-Half String Center On My Freshman
Football Team, Circa 1983
By Jay Wexler
(11/13/02)
If
On A Winter's Night, A Minotaur Plus Four
By Noah Hoffenberg
(11/11/02)
An
Interview With Donnie Boman,The World's Leading Creative Plagiarist
(11/7/02)
Lesbian
Terrorists
By Donnie
Boman (11/6/02)
Disposition
By Darren
Higgins (11/4/02)
Self-Portrait,
With Squirrels
By Ginny Wray
(11/1/02)
October
2002
A
Short Examination in Forensic Pathology
By Mark O'Neil
(10/30/02)
Eyeshot
Literary Escort Service Presents Shauna McKenna (10/28/02)
A
Comic
By Waki Gamez
(10/25/02)
Beware
The Ides Of March
By Emerson
Dameron (10/24/02)
Submission
By Ali Hekal
(10/23/02)
Larger
On Smaller
By Nathan
Ihara
(10/20/02)
The
Eyeshot Literary Escort Service Presents Sam Lipsyte (10/17/02)
Felicity
or Velocity
By Theresa
Rusho (10/16/02)
How
To Engage In Certain Activities During These Crazy Times
By Jamie Allen
AKA "A Concerned Citizen" (10/14/02)
Obsession
With Sheila
By Vanessa
Morsse (10/11/02)
Finally,
A Fair Review of Zadie Smith's "The Autograph Man"
By Throop
Roebling (10/9/02)
The
Readathon
By Kevin Hyde
(10/6/02)
I
Was An Ice Cream Man: Part II
By Miss Lola
Belle (10/3/02)
Zombie
Apocalypse
By Matt Roden
(10/1/02)
September
2002
Rejection
Letters From The Eyeshot Outbox: Volume Three (9/29/02)
Water
On The Rocks
By Cameron
McClure (9/27/02)
The
White Oliphaunts
By Tobias
Seamon (9/25/02)
Jonathan
Safran Foer Presents "A Tale of Two Cities"
By Seth Endo
(9/22/02)
Charles
By Elizabeth
Ellen (9/20/02)
The
Thumbsucker's Girlfriend
By Derek Jenkins
(9/18/02)
Another
Reconstituted IM Transcript
By Christine
Hamm (9/17/02)
An
Open Letter To A Thief
By Donnie
Boman (9/16/02)
91
Contemporary Ballets
By Richard
Kostelanetz (9/13/02)
Announcing
The Open Hand of Eyeshot's Humility (9/12/02)
The
Tiger Trap
By Lee Klein
(9/11/02)
I
Die
By Kevin Hyde
(9/9/02)
On
The Jitney
By Ginny Wray
(9/5/02)
Eyeshot-Brand
Spam: We Are Indiscriminately Soliciting Women (9/4/02)
Crying,
Counting, Looking, Burning, Calling, Burning
By Nathan
Ihara (9/4/02)
August 2002
Nothing
Is Posted Today
By No One
(8/16/02 to 9/3/02)
Six
Prose Poems No One Else Will Publish
By Mr. Nessuno
(8/15/02)
Nativity
By Meg Buzzi
(8/13/02)
Star
Comedy By Democrats
By Donnie
Boman (8/12/02)
Collected
Letters: Installment Five
By Steve Delahoyde
(8/9/02)
Collected
Letters: Installment Four
By Steve Delahoyde
(8/8/02)
Collected
Letters: Installment Three
By Steve Delahoyde
(8/7/02)
Collected
Letters: Installment Two
By Steve Delahoyde
(8/6/02)
Collected
Letters: Installment One
By Steve Delahoyde
(8/5/02)
Big
Bad Bud
By Jim Ruland
(8/1/02)
July 2002
Ping-Pong
Central
By Jamie Allen
(7/30/02)
Seeping
Sand
By Ginny Wray
(7/26/02)
The
Dream
By Lydia Copeland
(7/24/02)
Prizes
By Kevin Hyde
(7/22/02)
The
Rejection of Caine's Poetry
(7/19/02)
The
Business Mohawk
By Ben Brown
(7/18/02)
Analysis
By Steve Delahoyde
(7/16/02)
Packing
Heat In Oslo
By Ptim Callan
(7/13/02)
The
Giant Clempen
By David Barringer
(7/11/02)
Adventures
Of An Alliterative Abecedarian
By Bryson
Newhart (7/9/02)
A
Warning Against Divinity & Praise For Superintendency
By John Dermot
Woods (7/8/01)
The
Thing In My Pants
By Maud Newton
(7/5/01)
No
One Likes It
By Kevin Hyde
(7/3/02)
I
Will Not Be Reading Tonight
By Lee Klein
(7/1/02)
June 2002
The
Eyeshot Literary Escort Service Presents The Other Lee Klein (6/28/02)
I
Was An Ice Cream Man
By Miss Lola
Belle (6/24/02)
The
Hel
By Kelly Daniels
(6/24/02)
Dan
& Camille
By Sven Dali
(6/23/02)
The
Eyeshot Literary Escort Service Presents Jonathan Ames (6/20/02)
This
Exit
By Ginny Wray
(6/17/02)
Karaoke
Daydream, In Three Parts
By Jamie Allen
(6/14/02)
Lame
Twat Who Likes To Karaoke
Writes
A Couple Of Personal Ads
By Donnie
Boman (6/12/02)
The
Note
By Kathy Cheng
(6/10/02)
A
Note on the Reorganization of the Left Drop-down Menu (6/9/02)
The
Weaning
By Micheal
Fowler (6/7/02)
Three
Letters & Three Poems: Gopy Darling's Third Installment
(6/6/02)
How
The Butterfly Lost Its Wings
By Ptim Callan
(6/4/02)
Public
Access
By Ron Gibson,
Jr (6/2/02)
May 2002
The
Apple
By Waki Gamez
& Steve Delahoyde (5/31/02)
The
Machine
By Steve Delahoyde
& Waki Gamez (5/30/02)
We
Want To Stand Out
By Sarah M.
Balcomb (5/28/02)
Why
You Should Touch My Balls
By Will RatBlood
(5/26/02)
Super
Nose & The Toll She Took On Milk, Please
By David Gianadda
(5/24/02)
Both
Of Us Pushing
By Scott Gould
(5/22/02)
Does
God Wear Boxers Or Briefs?: A Transcryptic Medley From The Referendum On
The Mississippi State Flag
By Michael
Frost (5/20/02)
Two
Recent Letters From Gopy Darling
(5/17/02)
Arguments
In Favor Of A Generally Unpopular Belief
By Viento
Fuerte (5/16/02)
Lies,
Half-Truths, & Societal Manipulations
By Judd Hampton
(5/15/02)
Excerpt
From "Peggie"
By Robert
Levin (5/14/02)
Announcing
Eyeshot's Area For Textual Encounter (5/11/02)
Interview
Pertaining To Giant Squid
By Ramon Benetiz
(5/10/02)
Letter
To Alison
By David Barringer
(5/8/02)
All
New Rejection Letters From The Eyeshot Outbox (5/7/02)
My
Hair Is So Crazy
By Jamie Allen
(5/4/02)
Chicken
(Part II)
By James Stegall
(5/2/02)
Chicken
(Part I)
By James Stegall
(5/1/02)
April 2002
Scramble
the Stacks! - Scraps of Text Depicting A Few Days During Which Eyeshot
Fucked With The Underground Literary Alliance (4/30/02)
Something
I Stole From A Child's Science Book, Circa 1964
By Karen Ashburner
(4/28/02)
The
Scattering
By Jennifer
Amey (4/25/02)
Sequel
Rights
By Ian Randall
Wilson (4/23/02)
Traumarama
Revisted
By Waki Gamez
& Steve Delahoyde (4/21/02)
Words
Beginning With The Letter B, Illustrated By A Bold Tale About A Boy Named
B.
By Silvia
Chair (4/19/02)
True
Love
By Sona Avakian
(4/17/02)
Polygamy
Problems
By Claire
Zulkey (4/15/02)
Lil'
Crawdaddy Heaven
By David Barringer
(4/12/02)
A
Quick Comment About All the Similes (& The Letter "N") in Kevin Brockmeier's
"Things That Fall From The Sky"
By Throop
Roebling (4/11/02)
Words
Beginning With the Letter A, Illustrated By A Fanciful Tale About A Woman
Named A.
By Dawn Treader
(4/9/02)
The
Motions
By Kristin
McGonigle (4/5/02)
The
Day After Spiderman Blew Out Of Town
By Danielle
LaVaque-Manty (4/1/02)
March 2002
Notes
on Notes
By Sarah Stodola
(3/31/02)
How
To Lose Over 100 Pounds in One Day
By James Lewis
(3/29/02)
Your
Story Got Picked Up
By Susan Henderson
(3/25/02)
A
Heartfelt Plea To Two Victual Behemoths
By Waki Gamez
(3/24/02)
The
Eyeshot Literary Escort Service Presents James Norton (3/21/02)
Nothing
Happened
By Max Liu
(3/16/02)
The
Eyeshot Literary Escort Service Presents Drachen Fliegen (3/13/02)
Seven
Ways To Quiet Your Nerves
By Matt Hale
(3/11/02)
How
It Was When I Lost My Fingernail
By Thisbe
Nissen (3/8/02)
The
Eyeshot Literary Escort Service Presents Steve Delahoyde (3/6/02)
Letter
to the Editor: Introducing Eyeshot's Literary Escort Service (3/4/02)
The
Bible, Walt Whitman, & Leo Tolstoy
By Catherine
Daly (3/3/02)
Body
of Work
By Brian Alan
Lane (3/01/02)
February
2002
The
Karma of 10,000 Turkeys
By Barrett
Crary (2/27/02)
A
Smidgeon of Supposed Dialogue From A Book I've Never Read
By Steve Delahoyde
(2/25/02)
Death
& The Salesman
By Paul Jason
Street (2/22/02)
Bleeding
Heart
By Ginny Wray
(2/20/02)
ú
By Brian Ames
(2/19/02)
You
Should Buy This Now: Pindeldyboz #2 (2/18/02)
Brainbust
II (2/10/02)
Exp.
Caterpillar
By Karl Lindvedt
(2/7/02)
Excerpt
From "Bar Room Etiquette"
By Barrett
Crary (2/6/02)
I
Punched Up The Press Packet A Bit
By James Norton
(2/3/02)
January
2002
Four
New Noble Professions
By Lindsay
Robertson (1/30/02)
Sub
Mission
By Steve Delahoyde
(1/28/02)
Some
Notes on Etiquette
By Thisbe
Nissen (1/25/02)
The
Lady With The Hair
By Michael
Gates (1/22/02)
Stargazing
By Josh Emmons
(1/20/02)
Stitches
By Shauna
McKenna (1/17/02)
Incense
and Thalidomide
By Steven
Fennier Lee (1/15/02)
Interview
With An Autopublisher
By Drachen
Fliegen (1/13/02)
Logic
Fun for the Family
By Ginny Wray
(1/10/02)
Beware
of "We Are the Championtours"
By Pim De
Louwere (1/9/02)
How
I Handled Harold
By Rusty W.
Spell (1/7/02)
December
2001
Recycling
Mode (12/14/01)
Seventh
Inning Stretch: A True Story
By Paul Jason
Street (12/13/01)
The
Apartment That Jack Rents
By Jennifer
Amey (12/11/01)
Brown
Paper Bag
By Sebastian
Zach (12/10/01)
Traumarama
By Steve Delahoyde
(12/7/01)
Can't
Wake Up Unless I'm Sleeping
By Sarah M.
Balcomb (12/5/01)
Hanging
Dinosaurs
By Alice Cortland
(12/4/01)
November
2001
The
Man Who Mooneyed Around
By Keely Simone
(11/29/01)
The
Presidential Decrees #4: Public Introverts
By John Horne
Canning (11/28/01)
The
Presidential Decrees #3: Misceganation
By John Horne
Canning (11/27/01)
The
Presidential Decrees #2: Crosstrainers
By John Horne
Canning (11/26/01)
The
Presidential Decrees #1: Raygun
By John Horne
Canning (11/25/01)
Recently
Channeled Dorothy Parker Poems
By Sean Carman
(11/21/01)
Ripped
From the Headlines #1
By James Norton
(11/20/01)
Thinking
Out of the Box
By Shauna
McKenna (11/17/01)
Rejection
Letters From the Eyeshot Outbox
(11/16/01)
Depression
and a Dildo
By Mr. Nessuno
(11/14/01)
An
Unauthorized Compilation of Keyword Metatags Swiped From The Source Code
of A Few Websites (11/13/01)
Satirists
Suck!
By B. Rooney
Leshe (11/11/01)
Something
and Something Is Sometimes Nothing
By Stephany
Aulenback (11/9/01)
The
Need for Running Water
By Nathan
Oates (11/7/01)
Predictions
for the 2001-2002 NBA Season
By John Leary
& Jim Ruland (11/5/01)
What
Are These? These Are Submissions
By Steve Delahoyde
(11/3/01)
They
Have Crumbled
By Bryson
Newhart (11/1/01)
October
2001
Heresy
& Plagiarism in a Time of Blandishing
By Bubbles
Ganesh (10/29/01)
The
Fill in the End
By Elena Aiello
(10/27/01)
Hotels
I Have Known
By Van Neeko
Clariot (10/24/01)
A
Story That Uses The Word "Cropdusted"
By Jimmy Flynn
(10/23/01)
Brainbust
(Weekend Exploration) Part I
(10/19/01)
We
Can't Stop Talking Or We Don't Talk At All
By Alana Kumbier
(10/18/01)
Anthraxeroxica
By Lee Klein
(10/16/01)
How
To Make A Funnel Cake
By Miss Lola
Belle (10/15/01)
The
Beginning of the Wrong Novel
By Amanda
Erye Ward (10/14/01)
Gersamane's
Adventures in the Land of Wonderment
By Geoffery
Boisson (10/12/01)
When
You Turn Everything Into Symbol, Bad Things Happen: Part I - The Pretty
Girl
By Zadie Smith
(10/9/01)
Eyeshot-Brand
Spam #4: New Work, New York - A Call for Raid Responses (10/8/01)
Patterson
By Whitney
Pastorek (10/5/01)
Short
Descriptions of Recent Dreams
By George
Gilbs (10/4/01)
Window
Mouth
By Bryson
Newhart (10/2/01)
September
2001
Maggie's
Last Memory
By Matt Semele
(9/30/01)
Blatant
Heliopagus
By Drachen
Fliegen (9/28/01)
Polaris
By James Norton
(9/26/01)
Real
& True
By Shauna
McKenna (9/24/01)
The
Thinking Reed
By Leda Swann
(9/20/01)
A
Disturbing Thing About Microsoft Word's Wingdings (9/19/01)
Appetite
By Mary Richardson
Graham (9/18/01)
Will
You Please Watch Out (9/17/01)
How
This Now Goes On (9/15/01)
A
Few Thoughts About Retaliating Against The Folks Responsible (9/13/01)
Those
Who Harbor Them Are Fucked (9/11/01)
Pictures
of the Twin Towers Burning & Collapsing From Points in Williamsburg
Brooklyn & Views of Smoke Downtown in Tribeca (9/11/01)
The
Alien in the Backyard
By Carrie
Hoffman (9/10/01)
Heaven
Sent
By Brian Alan
Lane (9/7/01)
They
Were Bleeding
By Jonathan
Frank (9/6/01)
The
Tin of Happiness
By Ed Page
(9/4/01)
Please
Help The Eyeshot Editor Find a Job (9/4/01)
August 2001
Eyeshot
Patient/Product Prescribing Information
Eyeshot Brand-Spam
#3 (8/30/01)
The
House Special
By Gillian
Kemp (8/29/01)
Nothing
Is Posted Today
By No One
(8/27/01)
This
Is Achievement
By Jersey
Boyd (8/24/01)
A
Message of Vital Importance to Workers in The Food Service Industry, Quickly
Translated From The Spanish (8/23/01)
The
Urban Heat Island Effect
By Latka Spelling
(8/22/01)
One
With Nature
By Lao Guardian
(8/21/01)
Breanna
Dawson, Career Girl
By Shauna
McKenna (8/19/01)
Proving
Grounds
By Tom Bradley
(8/16/01)
Fugue
By Whitney
Pastorek (8/14/01)
The
Plot Revealed: "The Others"
By Throop
Roebling (8/13/01)
Keith
Obadike's Blackness Is For Sale
By Keith Obadike
(8/12/01)
The
Modern Index #3: Accompanied for the First Time by Notes on Technique &
Intention (8/11/01)
Races
Conducted While Downloading Two or More Files Simultaneously From Napster
in Its Waning Days
By Joshua
Roberts (8/10/01)
Rhombus
Is Not Amused
By Stephen
J. Rhombus (8/7/01)
Vanquish
Your Hostility
By Doris Sea
Lemon (8/5/01)
Please
Do What You Can Do To Help
Eyeshot-Brand
Spam #2 (8/4/01)
July 2001
On
the Road: American Writers and Their Hair
By Zadie Smith
(7/28/01)
Urgent
Assistance
By Alhaji
Adamu Shagari (7/26/01)
Foiled
Plots deleted from "Incidents of Egotourism in the Temporary World"
(7/24/01)
Definition
of a Chronic Wound
By Drachen
Fliegen (7/22/01)
Making
Good on a Promise to Shareholders
Eyeshot-Brand
Spam #1 (7/17/01)
Getting
My Ass Kicked
By George
Jones (7/14/01)
An
Ongoing Correspondence With Drachen Fliegen (7/13/01)
Found
Poems in Honor of Dead Comedians Installment # 2 -- Marty Feldman (7/12/01)
Found
Poems in Honor of Dead Comedians Installment # 1 -- John Candy (7/11/01)
T-Minus
14 Seconds & Counting deleted from "Incidents of Egotourism in
the Temporary World" (7/10/01)
Talking
Shit excerpted from "Incidents of Egotourism in the Temporary World"
(7/8/01)
Eight
Odditites
By Eyeshot
Excavating (7/5/01)
Regarding
Jokes Composed by Thomas Jefferson on the Night of July 4, 1776
By Derek Rollover
(7/3/01)
June 2001
My
Job
By San Rafael
Lines
Spontaneously Composed Upon Opening a Condom Wrapper deleted from "Incidents
of Egotourism in the Temporary World"
We
Need A View
By Nyaya Rale
This
Story Will Not Make a Good Movie
By Twinker
the Twithead
Five
Short Numbered Pieces
By Nina Kang
A
Consideration of 37: Conspiracy or Coincidence?
Small
By Stephany
Aulenback
May 2001
Announcing
the Eyeshot Update
By The Eyeshot
Super
Eyeshot
Talks Shit About the Value of Manuscripts After the Recent Sale of Kerouac's
Scroll
By Throop
Roebling
Black
Betty
By Archie
Woland
Receiver
By AC Koch
Apologies,
Announcements
Brian
Doyle Shoots Celebration
By Brian Doyle
(and Lee Klein)
That's as far
as this archive goes. We can't remember the order in which things were
posted before April. Some postings that appeared on Eyeshot pre-initiation
of archive included:
Beyond
Photography
By Miroslav
Kirin
The
Epoxy-Resin Mao
By Tom Bradley
In
Response to a Spam Received 12/9/2000 Announcing the Online Appearance
of A Book
By Stephen
J. Rhombus, Esq.
Shopping
Town Down Under
By The Other
Lee Klein
The
Monroe Doctrines Vol. 1-3
By Jack Monroe
Where
the Fish is Fresher: Four Days in Northern Laos
By Soulier
Blesse
The
Rejection of Carlton Mellick III's "Mrs. President"
The
Rejection of Joshua Beaver's "Deicide"
Collaborative,
Cut-up, Impressionistic Review, Written on First Listen to Frontier's "Suture"
Collaborative,
Cut-up, Impressionistic Review, Written on First Listen to Him's "Sworn
Eyes"
An
Interview With Tim Rutili of Califone & Red Red Meat
An
Interview With Phil Manley of Trans Am & Golden
And there
were surely others too that we can't find right now. But honestly, most
of the postings back in the late '90s and early Aughts were posted under
silly pseudonyms by the Eyeshot editor, including:
Eyeshot Watches Will Oldham
Get On Jolly
Eyeshot Prowls McSweeney's
Big Night
Eyeshot Provokes William T.
Vollmann
Every
Telling Has A Tailing And That's The He/She of It
An Untitled Romantic
Vision of Lovers Pairing Off
Bang!
Incidents of Privacy in Yesjwenre
Province
The Holding Room
Supermodels of New Jersey:
Three Quick Stories
Love In the Time of Coca-Cola
(The very quickly typed [typo heavy] travelogue of a solo trip through
Central America, Fall 1995)
Giving to Get: 2,037 Words on
Generosity et al.
(Definitely one of the first postings, partially about DFW's Brief
Interviews with Hideous Men;
also includes an introduction to the site supported by some long-dead
links.)
Several
other stories were up early on, but they've since been removed. |